I'm Sorry (You're Welcome) Vol. 3: Eugene's Comprehensive Sound Effects Library

198 TITRES • 29 MINUTES • OCT 30 2015

1

00:16

2

00:04

3

Horse Galloping

00:08

4

00:08

5

00:05

6

00:09

7

00:05

8

00:07

9

00:09

10

Cat Asking For Directions

00:09

11

Two Sheep Arguing

00:10

12

Mice Making Fried Rice

00:06

13

00:04

14

00:07

15

Fox Embarrassed About His Boner

00:07

16

Giraffe Sleeping

00:08

17

00:04

18

00:09

19

Chicken Prostitute Haggling

00:13

20

00:05

21

Toilet Flushing

00:08

22

00:08

23

Automatic Door Opening

00:06

24

00:04

25

00:06

26

Frying Pan Sizzle

00:08

27

00:09

28

Dishwasher Running

00:08

29

Telephone Ringing

00:07

30

Telephone Falling On The Ground

00:09

31

00:08

32

00:09

33

VCR Ejecting A Tape

00:06

34

Group Of Businessmen Agreeing

00:18

35

Baby Locked In A Dresser

00:09

36

00:04

37

00:06

38

00:09

39

Little Girl Crying

00:12

40

Man Walking In Boots

00:12

41

00:05

42

Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man

00:07

43

TV Audience Clapping At Food

00:11

44

00:14

45

00:10

46

Last Guy At A Rave

00:09

47

00:06

48

00:07

49

00:08

50

00:07

51

Scanning An Item

00:04

52

Feeling For A Ripe Avocado

00:06

53

Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy

00:07

54

Jack-In-The-Box

00:08

55

00:06

56

00:06

57

00:05

58

Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie

00:07

59

Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For

00:10

60

Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar

00:10

61

Grand Wizard Can’t Find A Sock

00:06

62

Powerful Senator

00:09

63

Powerful Senator II

00:11

64

00:06

65

Ambient Noise In An Airplane

00:12

66

Airplane Flying

00:10

67

00:08

68

Police Siren In Europe

00:08

69

Police Siren In Belgium

00:08

70

00:04

71

00:05

72

.357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon

00:11

73

Gays In The Military

00:06

74

00:06

75

00:10

76

00:10

77

00:09

78

00:11

79

Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business

00:14

80

Computer Downloading A File

00:10

81

00:04

82

00:11

83

Kids Playing In The Park

00:14

84

Kids Playing In The Park II

00:10

85

Spaceship Flying

00:10

86

Spaceship Crashing

00:07

87

Going To Warp Speed

00:06

88

Alien Supermarket

00:18

89

00:11

90

Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands

00:14

91

Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower

00:09

92

00:05

93

Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats

00:12

94

Tree Falling In A Forest

00:09

95

Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey” Wrong

00:08

96

00:07

97

People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency

00:10

98

00:06

99

Living Helicopter Complaining

00:10

100

Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna

00:11

101

Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial

00:10

102

Elephant Having Trouble

00:10

103

One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money

00:13

104

Telephone Calling A Toaster

00:13

105

Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question

00:15

106

Shortwave Radio

00:12

107

Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall

00:12

108

Dentist Having Sex

00:07

109

Panda At A Hotel

00:10

110

Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them

00:10

111

Cat That Doesn't Mind

00:09

112

Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky

00:08

113

Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous

00:10

114

Old Man's Penis

00:10

115

00:13

116

Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom

00:12

117

Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie

00:10

118

Guy Getting A Sweet Beej

00:12

119

Fire Hydrant That Doesn't Want Anyone To Know It's Anti-Semitic

00:13

120

Bellhop Who Got Stung

00:07

121

LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi

00:16

122

LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise

00:10

123

Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich

00:08

124

Too Many Pieces Of Paper

00:06

125

00:04

126

Magic Clown Using His Powers

00:12

127

Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion

00:13

128

The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better

00:11

129

Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong

00:09

130

Misogynistic Maple Trees

00:12

131

Apple Sauce Being Naughty

00:06

132

00:09

133

Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf

00:08

134

Cookies Being Arrested

00:10

135

Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat

00:13

136

Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World

00:11

137

Desk Covered In Hair

00:08

138

Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time

00:14

139

Boy Who Loves Hammocks

00:10

140

00:10

141

A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter

00:12

142

Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies

00:09

143

Yellow Line That Divides Roads

00:09

144

Smell Of A Pear

00:11

145

Group Of Wealthy Men

00:13

146

00:07

147

25 Rats Sleeping

00:23

148

00:07

149

00:05

150

00:06

151

00:05

152

00:05

153

00:05

154

00:05

155

00:07

156

Telescope Being Defensive

00:08

157

Larry King Being Told Important Information

00:11

158

00:05

159

The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record

00:11

160

00:05

161

Little Girl Teasing A Lamp

00:10

162

Zoo With Nothing To Lose

00:09

163

00:07

164

Friendship Bracelet

00:07

165

Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir

00:08

166

Two Lost Fireflies

00:09

167

00:10

168

Elevator At The Empire State Building

00:13

169

Tip Of A Billionaire's Penis

00:10

170

Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood

00:08

171

French Kids Picking Apples

00:08

172

Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts

00:11

173

Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated

00:11

174

RomneyCare & ObamaCare

00:16

175

The Nerve Of Some People

00:04

176

00:05

177

Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident

00:09

178

A BuzzFeed List

00:08

179

Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged

00:11

180

Fox News & MSNBC

00:14

181

Amicable Divorce

00:05

182

Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom

00:09

183

00:06

184

Telecommuting Cat

00:06

185

00:05

186

00:07

187

Caldor Binge Drinking

00:11

188

Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game

00:09

189

00:04

190

School Teacher Given Permission

00:12

191

High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future

00:07

192

00:07

193

Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City

00:06

194

The Czech Republic

00:08

195

Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad

00:07

196

Hotel Bed That Is Tired

00:08

197

Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels

00:09

198

Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction

00:18

℗© 2015: Sub Pop Records