1daniel ek is not the anti-christ he's just a very naughty boy
2not all labels are evil ballad for tom and crispin
3Discover My Ass discovery Mode
4working on the block chain gang
56i asked ed sheeran to write a 30 second song but he never replied
7$100k to get into the billboard charts
8podcasts are the future just ask joe rogan
9i know this won't make your official playlist
10we don't talk about bruno mars not being the next prince
11how may people died mining nickel for your precious indie vinyl
12i'm too old for the music industry
13dodgy geezer deezer not paying it's artists despite being owned my a multi billonaire who's hiding his wealth
14pedantic apple music thinks my 30 second songs are shit
15i did a gig in the metaverse it was just full of perverts
1617never been a golden age of the music industry it's always been a bit dodgy
18spotify will never kill rock and roll
19YouTube are still fleecing you
20i got 4 million streams on youtube in india and got £50 I can't pay my rent with £50
211 million streams and i'm queuing up at the foodbank feed me Daniel feed me
22i sat next to lucian grange's pa at a music do once and i don't feel guilty about maxing out his credit card on drinks for the table
23it's a bittersweet reunion but £100 million should do it
24even wolfgang pauli had a hard time working out how you get paid from Spotify
25this album will definitely get banned by Spotify so I might as well say what I want
26this album will never make it onto Apple Music
27napster will release any old shit
2829i've been in nme, rolling stone and on channel 4 but i still can't get a gig in my own city
30the future is AI generated algorythmic playlists but we will not comply
31I owe it all to you Sir Paul McCartney
32the revolution will be sanitised
33another credit card festival
34Kpop fans are using these 30 second songs to fill out their playlists to get BTS to the top of the charts
35millionaire pop star pulls music from Spotify
36boris johnson's capo trick
37383940i'm recording an album with uri geller how cool is that?
41it's only taken my band 25 years to nearly make it
42the man that wrote rhinestone cowboy
4344why do all modern songs sound the same
45need to write a catchy song for tiktok
46my prs statement is coming soon
47fuck it's too hot to right songs I'm into my pool
48i think only the aliens can change our world and make it a fairer place for humankind
49i'm dancing in the street after getting a double figure royalty statement
50i'm going to write to prince charles to ask him to have a chat with Spotify
51how many crap songs has clapton done?
52daniel ek have you got 30 sec
53half way thorugh this album got to get to 100 songs somehow
54in my perfect rider thanks iggy pop
55Daniel ek is not the anti christ just stop investing in podcasts
569.99 is way to each to have access to every song in the world
57nadine dorries can you mnake spotify give us more pennies
58got another guinness world record but still in the second biggest band in my village
59kevin brennan is ignoring me
6061the hispanic atmosphere of woodcock hill
62636465good ole days of stacking vinyl
6667another sex pest a and r man
68tonight i'm going to party like it's pronoun ninety nine
6970music copywrite was created so that white man could own the blues
71spotify's castle is built on sand
7273another song about tiktok
74mr bono please write me a 30 second song
75waste of time having a band facebook page
7677i don't get what the fuss is about the cardiacs
78autotuned husky voice on the radio
7980i read the news today oh boy
81i wanna hang out with robbie williams talk ufos
8283daniel and his theatre of cruelty
84we've had 800000 streams from an album on spotify all we got was £400
85why do they sing neil diamond at the footy
8630 second eurovision winner
87am i the only person who thinks david bowie is over rated?
88bitcoins in the fountain (head)
8990getting a little bit tedious
9192get back to tea and toast
93if jimmy webb wrote a 30 second song it would sound nothing like this
94still nobody makes money anymore
95there's a kate bush revival
96i would use bandcamp but they use paypal
97you'll never kill rock and roll
9899100daniel ek just give us some respect
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