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one random night in one random jazz club one random life changes forever
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your vibe is like seeing Katy Perry's face in the butter on a corn muffin but realizing that it is Paula Deen
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intro(duction to the chaos protocols aka the stark realization that reality is built like a fiat currency)
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a jump to conclusions mat - but every conclusion is "buy my sync licensing class"
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thanking your alias for the collab - modern schizophrenia presentation or peak cringe?
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I know you THINK you quantized the snares but I promise you they get off time at 1 minute 14
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paying 5 bucks for a playlist add is the worst deal since August 15th, 1971 when Richard Nixon took the US Dollar off the gold standard
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remember the douchechill from finding your old livejournal? It's personification just slid into your DMs with a link to their podcast
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"My favorite lo-fi artist? Probably the girl studying with the cat in the window" - a field guide for the modern exorcist.
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you're like the six page short story that we have to scroll to to get to the recipe
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Ash wandering through the woods in search of pocket monsters but instead of pocket monsters, it's lofi labels to release with
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your prayers are reaching Heaven but God is deaf and her hearing aid battery died around 1947
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